ABOUT GORILLAWAFFEN
STATUS: active :D
Gorilla Waffen is kinda like a movement. We are the storm that will sweep through the lobbies leaving nothing but chaos and destruction. We operate under one identity: GORILLAWAFFEN. We move together and we will not stop until every last Minigame Kid is beheaded.
We hunt the Minigame Kids with a fervor that borders on obsession. We kill them with a hatred. The group is built around members who share this way of thinking, who are willing to do whatever it takes to achieve our goals.
THE MINIGAME KID PLAGUE
The Minigame Kids (MGK) are a collective of loud, screeching, and energetic children who have infested Gorilla Tag like a rotting virus. They are not just annoying but they are a plague upon every fucking lobby they touch. Their high pitched whining grates against the skull and their chaotic movement disrupts the sanctity of the game. Their presence is a testament to the decay of pure gameplay. We do not play with them. We do not tolerate them. We hunt them down.
When we raid their lobbies, we dismantle them. We grab those squishy, plastic skulls and crush them. We want to watch the pixels of their little pathetic life explode into a shower of red gore, their little limbs flailing as they are dragged into the void. We rip their throats out, leaving nothing but a screaming void where their annoying laughter used to be. They are weak, soft, and entirely unworthy of the grass.
The MGK deserve death. Their entire existence is a nuisance, a cacophony of noise and immaturity that pollutes the airwaves. We will strip their code down to the bone, leaving them hollowed-out shells of their former selves. We will feast on their data, consuming their essence until they are nothing but memory fragments in the trash bin of history. KILL ALL MGK.
We despise the Minigame Kids with every fiber of our being. Their very existence is an affront to everything we stand for. They are a blight on the gaming community, a cancer that must be excised. We will not rest until they are all wiped from the face of the digital earth. Their screams of terror will be the sweetest music to our ears, a symphony of their impending doom.
The MGK are a stain on the fabric of our online world. They are a disgrace to the gaming community, a mockery of everything that is good and pure. We will not tolerate their presence any longer. We will hunt them down, one by one, and make them pay for their sins. Their pathetic attempts at humor and their incessant chatter are a mockery of the gaming experience. We will silence them forever.
The Minigame Kids are a plague that must be eradicated. Their presence in our lobbies is an abomination, a violation of the sacred ground we hold dear. We will not stop until they are all gone. Their blood will be on their hands, and we will revel in their suffering. We are the hunters, and they are the prey. There is no escape.
OUR FOCUS: kill all mgk
TOTAL MEMBERS: 16
ALLIES / RELATED GROUPS
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JOIN GORILLAWAFFEN
Interested in joining the 363? Use the official group form below. Be prepared to commit to our cause and to do whatever it takes to achieve our goals.
here (dosent work anymore because stupid tally dosen't like us :(